by Mr. Crims-On November 02, 2009
when your shit looks like brown or red soup and is all warm feeling when it is eliminated from thee anus.
Liam- Haha check out this toilet man!
Kyle- i dont know man.
Liam- do be a puss!
Kyle- ok--- eww (barf) you got the hershey squirts
Liam- Hehe
Kyle- i dont know man.
Liam- do be a puss!
Kyle- ok--- eww (barf) you got the hershey squirts
Liam- Hehe
by white venom May 30, 2011
by ROBOCOP37 June 29, 2011
by preacha man April 26, 2003
This is when you carefully rear-up to your lover's breast, but cheeks spread, and press your brown eye against her nipple - a little kiss!
by Shlongwoodian April 30, 2004
When a male or female squats on their partners face during sex with their rectum above their lips. They then prerry dog their poop slightly on to their partners lips and retract it back in their rectum.
by ComponY1 November 27, 2018
A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.
I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
by JimTimH. August 13, 2012