slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum
"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"
by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017
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Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick
by Miyhgt June 08, 2019
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Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".
Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters
by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017
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Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.
That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.
by Lincoln Park February 16, 2022
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Skin Helmet

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!
by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021
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flesh helmet

When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese
Kinky bitches love the flesh helmet
by mad bagger February 22, 2015
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helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed
Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'
by G_meister November 18, 2019
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