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goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.
Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.
by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004
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left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.
That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!
by Sumo December 14, 2006
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one handed high five

Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.
Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.
by RageQTR November 30, 2009
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left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...
dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!
by theinspector June 18, 2008
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Left handed

The best type of handed people

Fuck right handed people
1: yo it feels good to be left handed

Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!
by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 3, 2018
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Hankenstein

Hankenstein is the new nickname for Henry (Hank) Steinbrenner, VP of the New York Yankees .Since his Dad George has started to turn control of the Yankee organization to his sons, Hank aka "Hankenstein" has repeatedly been the outspoken figurehead of the team. Referencing "I've created a monster" , Hank aka Hankenstein is seen as the new poster boy of a daddy's boy gone mad with power.
Why is Hankenstein opening his big mouth about making Joba a starting pitcher...So I guess it was Hankenstein that got George's rugged "Big Boss Man" like good looks.
by Joe Touchole May 29, 2008
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two handed shocker

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!
by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005
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