John HandCock

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.

After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.

by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007

pink fuzzy handcuffs

an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".

dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!

i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night

by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009

Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music

For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.

by thesmallC September 28, 2011

Handcake

A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas that are not his brain and somehow splurts out handcake instead of handcuffs.

This totally kills the mood. Don't do this.

Man- "This is hot. Now all we need is some handcakes"

Woman-Excuse me?

Man-"uhm... handcaks?"

Woman- *smacks and leaves*

Man- "I'd like some pancakes right about now..."

by handcakeman May 6, 2009

Handcuffs

Usually use by cop for criminals sometimes use as sexual foreplay.

Bring me those handcuffs

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 12, 2020

herbie handcock

The real delegate who contributed in writing of the Decleration of Independence; often confused with John Handcock

"I'm just going to need the old John Handcock on these..."
"It's Herbie Hnndcock..."

by Pabs September 22, 2003