Definitions by grannysmithdeath

pink fuzzy handcuffs

an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".

dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!

i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night

pink fuzzy handcuffs by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009