desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.

Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.

by jethrojones March 22, 2019

Hamburger on white

When a white man (usually middle aged) has his shirt unbuttoned as far as possible, to showcase his dark, curly chest hair.

Oftentimes, a gaudy gold neckchain and medallion are worn to draw even more attention to his hamburger- like mass of chest hair.

Look at all the hamburger on white out on the boardwalk! It's like studio 54 threw up out here!

by Dez4prez August 10, 2016

Hamburg Patty

When a man squashed his penis with a flat iron. Considered "raw" when heat isn't applied.

Man, I knew Jeff was into some strange shit, but a hamburg patty?

by Kroniso September 6, 2018

Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

by Shogun__ August 27, 2023

Homie Hamburger

A sexual act were one man is designated as the bottom bun. Another man lies over the bottom bun placing his dick inside the ass of the bottom. This act is repeated creating a chain of men stacked on top of one another with their dicks inside the man below them until a top bun is designated. This act is completely straight and not homosexual at all.

"Yo Rhett, are you going to be at the Homie Hamburger tonight?"

by Cumlord225 December 16, 2021

Jersey Hamburger

When you're going to pound town and you fold her in half "hamburger style" putting her feet behind her head. There's a proud New Jersian who claims that this is his signature move making it the Jersey Hamburger.

Vinny: Hey Tony, you get a piece of ass last night?
Tony: Yea bro, I have her the ol Jersey Hamburger.

by Fhritp16 July 29, 2016