Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.

" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "

Accidental Haircut by Dickburgers February 12, 2015

Hamlet haircut 

A Shakespeare play haircut.

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.

Hamlet haircut by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015

monkee haircut 

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips

Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.

monkee haircut by BlueBYU October 3, 2017

da haircut

A DA or ducks ass haircut, was popular in the 50's when guys greased up their hair and combed it straight back on both sides, producing a distinct rudder like effect in the rear.

Clyde is rocking a real old time DA haircut.

da haircut by Id Molotov November 2, 2017

Suave Haircut 

A very stylish and cool or sleek haircut.

Man look at that guy's Suave Haircut I wonder where he got it done.

Suave Haircut by PancakePanda May 17, 2021

Council haircut 

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.

"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"

Council haircut by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021

Kingston Haircut 

Beheading/decapitation.

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.

Kingston Haircut by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022