Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 20, 2023

cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.

It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.

by neizel January 23, 2025

van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

Jigsaw guzzle

Eating whatever scraps and leftovers one can find in the house after returning home from a night out. Jigsaw guzzlers are known to piece together meals of cold pasta in Tupperwares, hummus with a spoon, entire packets of sliced ham, and heels of bread from 4 different loaves.

Often leads to couch pizza the following day.

Arriving home 3 hours before her 8AM sociology class, Kendra stumbled into the kitchen and jigsaw guzzled her roommates’ cereal, popcorn, and secret stash of Cheetos before devouring Sasha’s entire block of Parmesan.

by daltonjfk October 03, 2019

eye guzzling

An extended gawk or to binge watch a TV series or movie serquals.

1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.

2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.

by Tenacious Faulker November 26, 2015

Butt Guzzle

The more aggressive and nefarious brother of butt chugging.

I can butt chug this PBR faster than I can tell you about my crossfit workout and vegan diet! Oh yeah Bryan? Watch me butt guzzle this 4 Loko during my keg stand.

by thegreenestofpoo's October 25, 2017

Peanutt guzzle

When a girl who is allergic to peanuts eats some right before a blow job to make the neck and mouth tighter she then will Gargle the cum and have the puss from her allergy mix with the cum until she kisses the guy and spits the cum and puss mixture into the guys mouth

Guy one: did you hear what Emily did with mark last night? It’s disgusting

Guy two: no what happened?
Guy one: Emily gave him a peanutt guzzle

Guy two: wtf that’s disgusting

by End_mii May 20, 2020