gurting

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

This bird is gurting to get the huzz

by eth4n April 13, 2025

gurt

The chaotic, abbreviated alter-ego of yogurt—stripped of sophistication, reduced to pure confusion. Often deployed in absurdist humor where "yogurt" expects recognition, but "gurt" responds with existential bewilderment.

me: yogurt
gurt: sybau

by ctrl0407 April 15, 2025

gurt

yogurt

Yo, gurt! Gurt: sybau🥀🥀🥀

gurt: yo

yo: what do you want from me?

me: …….
gurt: SYBAU

by fienddd May 5, 2025

Gurt

It means to gurt.

I'm finna gurt all over.

by Mr. Gurt April 25, 2025

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019

Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022

Gurt

Derogatory term/slur for a nigga who has surpassed being a bitch or a hoe. A gurt cannot be taken seriously or trusted

That nigga not tryna run a fade he a gurt

by Gurtkiller447 April 2, 2025