Gurting

The act of doing something that is considered smart but also could be dangerous

Person 1: I heard Bob has been putting lots of money in the stock market, hopefully he doesn’t lose it
Person 2: yeah sounds like he’s Gurting

by 05012 April 14, 2025

Gurt

A new slang term that has relatively no meaning, but is based off the meme that goes “yogurt! Gurt:hi” because it sounds like you’re saying yo (greeting) to gurt. It’s mainly nonsense referencing a meme, basically.

Yogurt!
Gurt:Hi
(It sounds like you’re saying “yo, gurt!” with Yo being a greeting, as I explained in the definition)

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 August 7, 2025

Gurting

When you do something very smart, but also very dangerous

(contrary to Yoing, its descendant which means the exact opposite)

Me: I love yogurt
gurt: aayo
yo: wait you love me? and what do you mean a?
what: no I didnt say anything
I: its true
Me: he's gurting

by fer.luxs April 17, 2025

Gurting

Doing a smart thing, thats also very dangerous.

Joe was gurting to rizz the huzz

by Dansherp June 16, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that's very smart but also very dangerous

" Joe is gurting to get the huzz" "The way you gorted was so elegant"

by TwinkyClap April 22, 2025

gurting

the act of doing something that is very smart, but at the same time could be considered very dangerous.

person 1: omg hes gurting
person 2: that is very smart, but could be considered very dangerous.

by bqurry April 11, 2025

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023