Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."
by March 27, 2015
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io guards

io guards are the biggest griefers of fortnite they look for people to mess with and make other players rage they have no use in fortnite and should be taken out
yo bro watch out there io guards there

i hate io guards
by g ecg tenements January 20, 2021
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guard baby

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.
"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."
by psedonym February 26, 2005
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Guard Doging

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
by Jamy2Fly April 24, 2017
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Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.
by Bare knuckle boxer March 04, 2012
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guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.
Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.
by Eastin Flamond January 26, 2016
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