Pie Grinder

Someone who fails at life; and everything else./ A Faggot face.

Some Kid: Hi Kate!!! :D
Kate: Oh shut the fuck up you pie grinder!

by heyguise11 October 21, 2011

cock grinder

A cheese-grader and your worst nightmare.

"Clark's girlfriend got a cock grinder last night from the local sweatshop, poor bastard." -Ted

by Mark Watson3 November 28, 2013

stump grinder

a vagina generally on a girl that would have relations with you with little or no effort.

"that bitch got a stump grinder tighter than a fat kid trying to get through a doggy door"

by theantonbomb August 2, 2009

Coffee Grinder

when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!

Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!

by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010

grinder

A girl who grinds her teeth alone the shaft of a man's penis.

That chick was a grinder, so I gave her a purple mushroom...see purple mushroom for details.

by Evan Met January 14, 2006

meat grinder

one who uses ones teeth to an excess during sexually related subjects, generally this results in pain for the male species

Hayter cried after his meat grinding mistress made him bleed

by LBalla February 5, 2005

Taco Grinder

Occurs when a guy shits into a chicks vag, then takes his penis and thrusts the shit into her vagina.

Jessica sure is a filthy whore. She enjoys a good Taco Grinder several times a week.

by Voytee April 6, 2008