Glock 18

A full-auto pistol that black people use in the hood. This is the perfect gun in the hood because it has full-auto and it is a lot cheaper than a rifle. The small size helps conceal the weapon so it is perfect for robberies and drug deals. 2 shots in the head can kill any cop trying to stop a drug deal.

Jamaul: You got a Glock 18 to rob a 7 11?
Tyrone: Nigga, everyone in the hood got a Glock, let's go get paid from that 7 11

by niggawin February 19, 2020

It's glickin time

Named after the Jim Glickenhaus, the defiant hunk of a man who created the Glickenhaus SCG007 Hypercar, it's describing the rejection of odds of winning a motorsport race by cursing their winning opponents with mechanical failures (known as "Glickening").

I won Le mans 24 Hours by yelling "It's glickin time". All the cars in front of me just spontaneously exploded on the last hour.

by LadaSafetyCar June 12, 2022

glock in my rari

Glock = Gun made my the company Glock.

Rari = Short for Ferrari.

He has a cheap gun in his expensive car. This has nothing to do with anal sex.

I got a Glock in my rari, 17 shots, no 38

by Drew Peacock March 24, 2016

Glock

Penis, cock, dick, johnson, viener, weiner, rod, frankfurter, meat whistle, sausage, the ness, wrinkle beast, package, wood, pecker, shaft, wang, paddywacker, twinkie, male genetalia, junk, pee pee, firemans hose, willie, ding dong, unit, prick, peter, chubby, love stick, love pump, dicksicle, blowpop, chode, weasel, codpiece, anaconda, slinky, dicksac

yeah she's fine, just like my glock

by Kambrose Whitehorse February 20, 2009

Glock 18

A machine pistol manufactured by Glock GmbH. It is essentially a select-fire Glock 17 that is very dangerous to fire with one hand and suicide to dual-wield. It completely redefines the term "spray-and-pray".

The robbers' Glock 18s had even the SWAT team diving for cover.

by Zolotros June 15, 2009

gluckosexual

An adjective used to describe one who derives sexual pleasure from being in direct contact with obese and unhygienic persons and/or belongings of said persons.

Mark is such a gluckosexual that he came in his pants when he saw Rosie O'Donnell's poo-stained thong.

by rofltiks December 8, 2009

glocktopus

Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.

Did you see that dude pound an entire bottle of whiskey. He's a fucking glocktopus.

by glocktopus July 11, 2006