Gilbert

Double booking yourself - especially with regards to social events and boozing - taken from that Gilbert Grape film

Mate A: Where's Fred, he said he'd be here
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?

by SilverHornet June 24, 2010

Gilbert

A small town in Northern Minnesota where its pretty straight up gangsta.

So where u live?
In Gilbert.

by Silvercougar May 3, 2009

Gilbert

The Gayest nigga of them all.

“Fuck, that nigga is a Gilbert “

by Anti Gilbert Society June 11, 2018

Gilberts

The smallest town with the biggest trees.

person 1: "It smell like somebody just blasted a L."
person 2: "Yeah, we just passed Gilberts. Lot people burnin' green over there."

by Can Ox April 6, 2008

gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Find
Granny I'd Like to Fuck

John:Look at that GILF!
Jane: WTF Dude!

by blabla4 February 19, 2009

Gillfordness

1. State of obliviousness, mustached foolishness.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.

"Oh, I was supposed to take out the trash and I forgot. That was some major gillfordness on my part."

"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."

by Deek Windsome November 23, 2011

GILF

Inger Jepsen aka. Satan, is the ultimate GILF - Grandma I'd like to fuck.

A: Wow look at Inger that gilf!
B: Yeah buddy! She's the ultimate gilf!

by Misterfister August 29, 2013