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gilbert

an emo boy that needs to touch grass and stop being in the road
Random person: *stands in the road*
Friend 1: "omg hes such a gilbert"
Friend 2: "I know right"
by jeonginn June 10, 2023
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Taking a Gilbert

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.
Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.
by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024
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Gilbert cut

1. Tree branches that have been poorly chopped off and leaving a good portion of the limb behind; or an obvious bad cut; a term to remove the well known racial term, "nig**r" cut.
Someone fucked up that tree with that gilbert cut!
by Beauty6183 July 3, 2024
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Gilbert cut

Tree branches that have been poorly cut off and leaving portions of the limb behind; an obvious bad cut; a term to remove the well known racial term, "nig**r" cut.
Someone messed up the way that tree looks with that gilbert cut!;
That tree just doesn't look the same since it got gilbert cut on one side.;
Don't gilbert cut those branches unless u absolutely have to when clearing those power lines.
by Beauty6183 July 3, 2024
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Gilbertted

When you do something silly, often in a work setting, and as a result, you get called a fool with the use of a Gilbert Gottfried GIF.
Bob: I accidentally deleted a VM and as a result, I got Gilbertted.
by stevecro May 19, 2025
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Gilbert

gilbert is the most perfect light skin w curly hair, pretty eyes and smile, cute dimples, he might be short but who cares he is very loving he’s handsome he’s gorgeous js the best things that a girl can every come across, if i could have MY gilbert back one last time i would do things right and not let him go.
If u have a gilbert in your life, don’t let him go.
by lmao bahahhahaha January 13, 2026
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