Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E May 13, 2005

geye

Being that gay is no longer an acceptable dis due to faggots, geye is a great way to call someone a fag without provoking the "politcally correct" speech.

You're acting so geye right now!


This is really geye.

by J Diddy J October 21, 2008

geyness

something/someone's relative ammount of gey

Hey Bunny, that chick is really showing her geyness.

by goober September 12, 2004

Yosemite Geyser Shit

When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking similar to the Old Faithful geyser of Yosemite National Park.

Chad: Yo man, did you hear about the Yosemite Geyser Shit Steve unloaded on his girl?
Brad: NO WAY MAN! how much air did he get?
Chad: He tapped the ceiling tiles, that's all I can say my man...
Brad: Good Old Faithful right there...

by Chad Bro Chill January 5, 2008

Geyer

Every STD known to man combined into one disease.

Did you bang that girl?
"Yea but I don't think she'll be too happy that I gave her the Geyer."

by g0oose March 26, 2016

geysha

GEYSHA means that they are are a , nasty, slut. It can also mean that they are cheaters and want to make a lot of people jealous even tho there the fucking jealous ones!!! They have flat BOOTIES AMD TITTIES!! 🤣 don't fall for them GEYSHA hoes!!! WARNING⚠stay away!!! CAUTION ⚠⚠😂😂😂

The biggest hoe name is GEYSHA and they are hoes themselves.

by Hoes 101 December 5, 2018

Power Geyser

When you cum into a female so hard, the semen comes through her mouth so hard it keeps the force.

Joe: Last night I Power Geyser'd my girl so hard...

by Bistratus December 6, 2019