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furtle

To cut a hole in a poster / picture / photo etc usually around the mouth or crotch, and proceed to perform lude acts involving your penis and/or toungue.
Wow, I got a Christina Aguilera poster and she's so hot!!!

*late that night, he cuts a hole in the poster furtles it*
by Six April 4, 2004
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Furty

Fu@kin Durty - something being dirty or durty is kink, hot or generally sexy, but furty is a level above that.
Guy: "Damn - now I'm imagining you and that hot guy doin it!!"
Guy2: "Furty!!"
by Jcub* December 14, 2010
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furtile

Gotta love the furtile!
by NickE May 7, 2007
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nelly furtado

A female singer who believes she has the ability to fly like a bird and every man wants her beacause she reckons she's a maneater. The actual truth of the matter is she actually has two backs, her chest is so flat even the walls are jealous.
Random man: hey nelly, iv'e got a joke that'll knock the tits off you!!
Nelly furtado: i'm a maneater...la la la la
Random man:o...i see someone has already told you
by Bl@ze September 8, 2006
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Furt

1. Being ass-raped so much that it hurts.
2. It encapsulates all of the disgustingly negative qualities that a person can possess.
"I can't sit down because of the furt."
"That guy looks like a Furt.."
by melissa12345 July 1, 2009
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Nelly furtado

A dumbass wanna be singer, who has no talent what so ever. AKA: A retard that sits there and doesn't do anything while she gets the people to dance for her.
prep: Have you herd of Nelly furtado?
Cool person: No, and Im glad I haven't.
by THEPIMP!!! July 16, 2006
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furthermore...

A creature of unknown origin, formed of nothing but black lines and white spaces. His only one hurdle in life is being born unable to die..ever..yet with this gift comes the want and need for death itself. Furthermore..., in a nutshell is invincible yet massively suicidal.

An odd confusion of phonetics and semantics curdled alongside an array and assortment of glorophoric genocide.

Furthermore
Function: adverb
: in addition to what precedes :
Furthermore... jumped into a chasm filled with honey soaked muskrats and came out with pancakes.

(Furthermore #3 coming soon, if you live in or around T.O. FREE!!)
by Furthermore... March 22, 2005
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