fruit fucker

An anthropomorphic fruit juicing device, found at wordPenny Arcade/word.

Hot Damn! My Fruit Fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin

by G\'eater June 10, 2003

Chunk fucker

when a man loobs up a fat man or women and has sex with the fat. Can use any loob from butter to mayonaise. After intercourse man preceeds to deposit a shit in a fat roll for all involved. An excellent way to avoid pregnancy or an STD. Not an excellent way to convince your friends you're not creepy or don't like man tits.

Joe- "Randy is wierd!"
Poo- "Why?"
Joe- "I walked him on him with 10 300lb women and hundreds of empty butter bowls. He was caught in a fat sandwhich from all sides. From underneath the pile came the loud cry of moose"
Poo- "...chunk fucker..."
Gerald- "I just shat on yo baby!!!"

by Wet Biscuit Mcglee October 25, 2006

rooty toot insecure mother fucker

This is a person, man or woman who walks around like they are the shit. This person is an overblown braggart who believes in themselves like some people believe in God. This person is recognized by exaggerated stateliness; and oh so pretentious in speech and manner.

Here comes Dominic again, "sigh" man that guy is one rooty toot insecure mother fucker!

See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!

by charlesjamesonIV November 13, 2011

Fuckening

The commencing of getting royally fucked

Let the fuckening begin

by Pisces2282 May 10, 2014

lyrics fucker

Any person that screws up the lyrics of a song.Frequently this is a result of the lyrics being misheard (also called mondegreens) or due to the original artist being hard to understand. Lyrics fuckers are normally exposed while singing along with the radio. There are a number of websites that feature "misheard song lyrics" and many of them are quite funny.

The old lady was rockin' with the Beach Boy's song about "My Little Poop Scoop". (Little Deuce Coupe).She's such a lyrics fucker.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Cow Fucker

Primarily known as Michael Tully on Sirius 28 XM 52 Faction. He can be heard on Faction from 12-3PM Eastern and from 3-7PM on the Jason Ellis Show. Although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of fucking a cow. Jason Ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. His other accomplishments include going to Oxford and having an Asian girlfriend with fake tits.

"Hold on, Tully will know... COW FUCKER!!!" says Jason Ellis.

by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009

bumper fucker

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

by boggler December 28, 2005