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American Football

A sport played in the U.S. by huge, ripped dudes (and a few extremely fat ones), which apparently makes Europeans want to murder even more than a well-played soccer match does.
Fan 1: Hey! Did you have a good time at the American Football game?

Fan 2: Hells yeah. The Lions actually won, if you can believe it.

Fan 1: Did any fans or refs get murdered by a seething mob after the game?

Fan 2: No... Why do you ask?
by CoolHandChris December 14, 2004
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football hooligan

English Football Hooligans' kit:

Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly

Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan

Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.

Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.

Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.

Head: Skinhead

Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross

Feet: Reebok Classics

Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights

Mouth: Foul language

Cranium: A lonely brain cell
En-ger-land's finest export.
by ComradeDmitri June 11, 2004
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Football Fag

Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.
I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?
by Sally CrapBasket August 17, 2009
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Freeport Football

One of the prestige football teams on Long Island. Known for their athletes, they tend to have a sucessful season every year.

Known for their spread offense, and their hard working football players.
Guy 1: Yo did you see d'brickashaw ferguson in that jets game last night?

Guy 2: yea.. hes a great football player. they all come from freeport. freeport football is a problem.
by LongIslandScout August 25, 2009
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fat football ass

gay expression. a large, hard-muscle male butt. expression inspired from the big butts of American football linemen. some gay men find such large, meaty arses very attractive.
"Kevin's got a fat football ass I'd love to fuck the shit outta."
by tshee February 2, 2006
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football casual

mostly teenagers who wear certain clothes and listen to a certain type of music and follow their team passionately
A football casual is someone who wears nice trainers and jeans and likes bands like oasis
by smithyfootballcasual November 10, 2013
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Women's naked football

Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.
by Deep blue 2012 March 26, 2010
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