My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was challenged at work when Steve Davies challenged him to a random floss off with his son Zai.
They were working in a pool but the volitile , stinky, abusive environment made steve extreme aggresive and angry. he was horribly plastering with his shitty product and if he made all the workers feel shit he felt better about how poopy his pool was turning out cos he couldn't ever plaster or renovate any pool properly unlike precision leigh .Then he tried to get leigh when he wasn't expecting it ,he was challenged to a dance off with his son who was clearly a professional flosser. There was no way anyone would beat his son but he was very wrong. Lord leigh Mcnally did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, beautiful straight lines and elegent ease. Everyone cried at how he managed to put on the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves .he managed to be crowned the perfect 10...the flawless, FLOSSMASTER 5000
They were working in a pool but the volitile , stinky, abusive environment made steve extreme aggresive and angry. he was horribly plastering with his shitty product and if he made all the workers feel shit he felt better about how poopy his pool was turning out cos he couldn't ever plaster or renovate any pool properly unlike precision leigh .Then he tried to get leigh when he wasn't expecting it ,he was challenged to a dance off with his son who was clearly a professional flosser. There was no way anyone would beat his son but he was very wrong. Lord leigh Mcnally did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, beautiful straight lines and elegent ease. Everyone cried at how he managed to put on the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves .he managed to be crowned the perfect 10...the flawless, FLOSSMASTER 5000
Eg, Lord leigh was crowned FLOSSMASTER 5000 , and in the dance off challenge he managed to make Zai do a big poo and wee wee in his pants. leigh was so amazing at the floss move zai cried and could not move at all, he became frozen with unbelievable amazement that he was too scared to even do a simple floss move at all. Ever again. He was so flabbergasted and overwhelmed that a legendary leigh could gift his eyes with such a beautiful present
zai said to his daddy steve Davies, please dad don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't help being taken over by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar.
zai said to his daddy steve Davies, please dad don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't help being taken over by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar.
by Burrrlisthesickestcunt July 8, 2023
Get the FLOSSMASTER 5000 mug.When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.
John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.
by Bran Man July 30, 2009
Get the guilt floss mug.Defined by the usage of a colleague's tie to floss one's anal region.
The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.
Correct flossing procedure is as follows;
1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)
2. tie should be posted between legs
3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located
4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants
If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.
the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.
If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.
caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.
The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.
Correct flossing procedure is as follows;
1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)
2. tie should be posted between legs
3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located
4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants
If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.
the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.
If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.
caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.
Bystander 1: That gentleman stole my muffin!
Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.
Bystander 1: Jolly good idea
Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.
Bystander 1: Jolly good idea
by tiebandit September 8, 2011
Get the Tie Flossing mug.Flossing ones teeth anywhere that is outside the bathroom. Similar to dental flossing but outside the norm of where its done which is the bathroom. The term is also used to also imply how unnecessary and disgusting the act can be with plaque, food and blood flying everywhere.
I had company over and my girl walked out of the bedroom freestyle flossing while greeting all my friends.
Whenever we go to the movies mike is freestyle flossing his teeth.
Whenever we go to the movies mike is freestyle flossing his teeth.
by Blacknight200 August 16, 2012
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Get the camel floss mug.I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014
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