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Sentinel Flattace

A fart the proceeds a larger fart. the reason for this is for safety of the individual farting, to ensure that there is not something more behind it. If the individual is not sure about if he or she has to crap or not, the sentinel fart is utilized to determine this. If the fart is disbanded in safety, it is ok to proceed with the larger, more robust flattace.
P1: Why does Brad keep crapping his pants like a 2nd grader? He is a grown man.

P2: He should probably be taught the magic of sentinel flattace.
by jaydizzle21 August 20, 2012
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flattie

the worst type of fat chick. (fat AND no boobs)
"Check out that flattie, shes just your size Brady."
by CORE LansingMi October 20, 2008
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All Fattered Up

Devin got all fattered up and lost his virginity to a fat chick at UNI.
by Awalk October 13, 2005
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flatten

to crush an object down from a greater size to a smaller one.

to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.
the cardboard box was flattened when the little kid fell on it.

the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...
by Plasmamortar April 6, 2011
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flettering

to fill in the space of a closed alphabet letter (Aa, Bb, Dd, e, g, Oo, Pp, Qq, R) with a pencil or pen
I was so bored in English I started flettering in the textbook
by DurkNation November 17, 2009
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Flater

The name you give to your wife's boyfriend' son.
T-shirt: I am not Spoilt, my flater just loves me
by SmörgåsbordOfShlongs May 22, 2018
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trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.
Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.
by dollfixer August 20, 2008
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