While "retard" is not a socially acceptable term, when used, it is normally not meant to demean actual mentally handicapped people, it is usually meant to refer to "functioning" mentally handicapped people. So, "functioning retards" are also known as "fards".
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by Gino April 3, 2004
Get the flardladl mug.person you has the curious and arguably anti-social habit of falling asleep in the middle of the floor in casual meetings and/or parties. The ingestion of alcohol is not always an explanation to that sudden hybernation. The people around, if they don't try to do some frat-boy prank like pissing on the corpse, usually cover him or her with a blanket to prevent a flu. This benevolent action gives the dude or chick the look of a wrapped mummy ('fardo' in spanish).
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