Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".

Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.

by mikef91 August 12, 2005

Cat Flaps

an affectionate name for a vagina

I licked her cat flaps all night

by R. cook November 10, 2004

Flap Slap

The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.

' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'

by Bonerificly Big January 28, 2009

flap of skin

a flap of skin is a large piece of really thick skin that is in place of someones genitals and can be used as a means to cool people down by waking there flap of skin about, mostly found on males who watch animee and like to shove rats up there arse and then eat them.

oh my god did you see ronan shoving rats up his arse while liking his flap of skin.

yeh it was disgusting, it made me want to cut my face.

by PACHOWW May 10, 2009

shit flap

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius

ur such a fucking SHIT FLAP!

by rob April 26, 2005

piss flaps

the dangly flappy labia majora - the ones you need to pull apart to let the piss flow sweet

I tugged on me piss flaps and jetted out a stream of gold...

by M.Powers April 12, 2006