Urban Fisherman

Someone who makes impulsive fish-based purchases.

Mikey: "David... What are you holding?"
David: "A wooden plank with a fish painted on it!"
Mikey: "Why?..."
David: "Cmon dude, you know I'm an Urban Fisherman!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Pulling a Fisher

To go headfirst into a relationship with a disproportionate amount of hope and reckless abandon

Person 1: Are you sure about the girl? She's kinda nuts and your friend's dislike her.
Person 2: Yeah but I want this too much, I think I'm going to end up pulling a Fisher on this one.

by Zixburn July 27, 2016

a woman that fishes

A slap awesomeness situation that is very rare

they will always have on there own favorite rain-boots accompanied by endless possibilities for example :::
Daisy Dukes, cut off jeans, backwards hat, tramp stamp, bad mouth, ex-mechanic, w her own beer Koozie

If you need a good woman get you “a woman that fishes”

by Snookin February 11, 2018

Schroedinger's Fisherman

Person who makes en extremely discrimnatory post and decides if its bait or not depending on the reaction they recieve

"Guys i really hate *incert minority*"

*possitive reaction* "yeah they suck"
*negative reaction* "dude u fell for the bait lmao"
"You are a complete schroedinger's fisherman dumbass"

by Brainrot Person August 16, 2022

Fisters

The blister type bubbles you get on your hands from fisting your own anal cavity to often.

"man I wish these fisters would clear up soon. Everyone's going to know I'm a serial arse fister.

by Ricky Foxwell February 16, 2009

fishermans fuck

when you're screwing a girl from behind, stick two fingers into here mouth then pull and yell,"AAARRRGGG!!!"

It was crazy last night, she was all over the place so i decided to hold her still with the fishermans fuck.

by Noble Powell January 22, 2009

fisher

A much larger version of the Marten or Sable. This animal belongs to the weasel family, and, as such, is related to ferrets, minks, otters and wolverines. It eats squirrels, rabbits, porcupines (a favorite) and even its smaller cousin, the Marten. Have been known to kill bobcats and lynx.

Then fisher, like the badger and the wolverine, is one BADASS animal. They kill porcupines by grabbing them by the nose and flipping them over onto their back. Then they slice open their stomachs and EAT!

by Marten Fisher July 26, 2006