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Kung Fool

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007
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niggerfied fool

anyone who gets on your nerves.
anyone who acts as a total dumbass.
Caris was acting annoying today like a niggerfied fool.
by Bill and Bob =]] January 24, 2008
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fool

A term for friend or buddy which is mostly used by non white ethnicities
by B.I.G G September 20, 2005
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Foolishman

To insult and call someone stupid. Another term for a fool.
Another example is "Crazyman"
A person tries to fly off a cliff. "What a Foolishman!!!"
by n30nt1g37 March 20, 2010
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foolin

When you be actin' a fool. Acting crazy, gettin' all wild.
Damn, you drank 3 40s and started tossin' bar stools, you be foolin' playa.
by Big E November 16, 2003
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A fool

Someone who keeps making bad decisions (if they repeat these things then they are a fool queen/king)
Person A: ' guess who I got with last night'
Person B:' Omg no no no not again you're a FOOL'
by Foolqueeeeeeeen March 26, 2017
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foolio

Hey foolio, let's go catch a movie tonight
by Bungalow Bill November 16, 2001
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