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by jacker October 29, 2005
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fatties

1. Used to define, 2 or more fat people (usually women) waddling together.
Plural of fattie

2. The name given, when describing the horrific train ride you had today, when the person on either side of you, and possible in front of you, invade your personal space, and sat on your lap. They claim it is not intentional, but if you’re that fat, you should walk to work, and not allow your fattie legs to rest on me.
1.
Jim : Are we having an earthquake ?
Brad : No, there are just 5 fatties coming towards us.

2.
Peter : Hey man, what happened to you, you look kinda flat ?
Sam : I had these two fatties sitting next to me today, and they were so fat, they could not fit in their seat. So they hat to sit on me, with their fat legs.
Peter : Will you be ok ?
Sam : Yeah, I had to go through a decontamination.
by DrSnow April 19, 2005
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Gap-Fatting

The term used to describe the action of fitting a large object through a small gap, assumping the past tense of the word 'fit' is 'fat'. It's just funnier, alright?
Caitlin: You're never going to fit your car through that gap...
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.
by WatchMe September 24, 2007
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Festical

festival of testicles.

party / festivities where the majority of the attendee's are men
Dude, I was at a party last night and it was a complete festical!
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Fertilizer

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?
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feetish

you have a feetish for having a feet shoved up you're ass.
by assYou're January 14, 2010
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Feptitious

To be intentionally pedantic to provoke a humerous response.
Paul: "4 goals for Suarez against Chile, lets hope he can do the same in the league"

Mike: "Chile aren't in the Prem Paul"

Lester: "since wen have chile been in the premiership haha"

Paul: "am i being stupid here? ive re-read this about 10 times and i still dont see how you got that"

Mike: "we were just being feptitious"
by Yennikcm November 14, 2011
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