jolly jizz festival

An expression used to describe a gathering of male homosexuals. Usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.

A jolly jizz festival, is the ideal setting for homosexual acceptance.

All homosexuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to participate. Jolly jizz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.

"Hey Timothy!! Oooo..! Lookie there! It's a great big jolly jizz festival! Gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!"

Or

"Steer clear of that jolly jizz festival David, you know how much God hates queers! We wouldn't want anything rubbing off on you now would we?"

by itisivon September 5, 2009

humboldt film festival

an amazing film contest that anyone from anywhere can enter. humboldt state university organizes it. its humboldt, whats not to love.

bob and janis entered there film into the humboldt film festival. they ended up winning 34 blunts. well hey...it is humboldt.

by lickmewhereishit September 27, 2010

National Fuck Festival

A 3 day event to have sex all you can.and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.

lady: hey stranger i am wondering if i could get a "ride" if u know what i mean
Man: why are you asking me pretty lady?
Lady: it National Fuck Festival and i need to get laid
Man: Thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station

by bigmack March 4, 2007

echo music festival

one full weekend of drugs sex and music. over 80 bands play and it is quite similar to bonaroo. held south of atlanta, ga. started in 2007. very hot days and very cold nights.

we were totally jamming to like every band at the echo music festival, we were so tired by monday!

by lauren6190 October 30, 2007

Electronic daisy festival

A festival for normfags, featuring: hot girls, herpes, overcrowded bathrooms, and mainstreamed dnb, minimal, trance edm sets.

Hey you going to electronic daisy festival this year? Nope, what...why not? If i am going to a rave, i at least want a comfortable head change not an overcrowded one.

by crackenberry October 29, 2017

Festive Fox Boi

Someone that is extremely generous

person 1: wow I’m nearly out of credits

Festive Fox Boi: Don’t worry you can have some of mine

by Egg🅱️eter December 22, 2020

pre-festival cramming

The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.

A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.

by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012