faulkurbating

masturbating to pictures of facebook friends of which you are simultaneously facebook stalking.

the girl was so hot that i was faulkurbating to her last night.

Damn that abby is faulkurbatable.

by Leathery Dick July 10, 2012

The Fault In Our Stars.

A book that will probably rip out your soul.

Friend: How was the The Fault In Our Stars.

You: I fucking cried...and it ripped my soul.

by leviarae June 11, 2014

San Andreas Fault

A really BIG vagina usually on a fat whore

Levi visited the San Andreas Fault for his vacation.

by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008

FaultlessOne

Fabled xboxlive player. Known for extreme amounts of rape, killing, and destruction. He is usually seen in the top 5 percentile on the leaderboards of the games he plays. He was frequently been spotted in games such as Halo 2 (because Halo 3 is for nubs, IHO), Battle Field 2 MC, and most recently CoD4.

(Not IRL rape, just xboxlive Rape.)

nub gamer: "d00d i was playin CoD4 and this FaultlessOne guy kept raping me every time i spawned"

nub gamer friend: "oh shit d00d, i've heard of that guy. I hear he can snipe spawn points from across the map, while prone, only using a Desert Eagle"

nub gamer: "dayyyyuuuummmmmm"

by John Dorean January 16, 2008

fault line

Refering to the effect of when you pull your pants up so high that the inprint of you butt crack becomes visable.

Exp.1.
Damn man that girl needs to pull those booty shorts down yo, she has a major fault line going on!

Exp. 2.
Damn nigga that girl wearin a thin ass dress and a thong, and when she get up she always got a huge ass fault line runnin up her ass!

by clay wells September 26, 2008

Who's fault is that!?

A phrase used by (pseudonym: Eddie) to prove a sarcastic point in an argument, typically used to make someone feel dumb about his/her actions.

A: Can you do me a favor?
B: Yeah sure what's up?
A: Can you go buy me some food? I'm broke cause I used my money for these pair of pants.
B: Who's fault is that!? -.-

by mister.e.nigma July 22, 2011

Faultless

70 Human Paladin on the Agamaggan server (World of Warcraft).

I just saw Faultless bubble hearth!

by Faultless May 12, 2007