Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023

Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.

We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product

by Joe cain September 18, 2023

Farting Gwen

When a local Gwen farts

Farting Gwen likes shrimp.

by Farting Gwen September 24, 2023

Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business

Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist

by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024