bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008

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Cocaine Fairy

The Cocaine Fairy is a fairy that visits children at night and sprinkles Cocaine on their heads or bed. The next morning, they become teenagers. She has an ragged appearance with a dark cape and STD's, but she can mostly be recognized by her slit open mouth that stretches across her face. The mouth will usually be filled with cocaine or pills. If she visits you and you see her, do not be alarmed, your death will be instant.

Child: Mom, I was visited by the Cocaine Fairy last night.

Mom: WHAT!? Timmy have you been hitting up drugs?!
Child: MOM, SHUT UP! I can do what I want. :P
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Child: GO TO HELL!!!!!

by Harjukleflop August 13, 2010

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The Weed Fairy

A mythological creature who flies around the world leaving weed in the old coat pockets and secret hiding spots of pot headseverywhere.

Dude! I was desperately needing a tokebut my stash was dry. I searched the house high and low and I even tried scraping the residue from the inside of the bud buster, but all of that had been smoked long ago. I was about to walk over to my dealer's house and beg, borrow or sell my soul for a joint. I put on my coat and as I checked my pockets for my keys I found that the weed fairy had left me a surprise!

by odinsraven13 January 5, 2008

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Sex Fairy

A magical being, of which there are thousands. They fly around and use their powers to make unlikely sex situations happen. It's up for debate as to whether or not these creatures work for the greater good. For example, sex faries will have made it possible for the school geek to sleep with the school stud. Excellent for the reputation of the geek, but total social disaster for the stud.

Sex faries work better in situations where copious alcohol is applied to all parties, or when a high degree of lust renders the targets unable to function correctly. (Sex faries can be prayed to if desperate, and are more likely to exist than God)

-"Hey Steve, I hear you slept with Tina. What possessed you?"
-"There must have been some bloody sex faries in the air. I will never live this down"

-"Oh Magical Sex Fairy, please please PLEASE let me have one night with Danny, and I'll never ask for anything again, I swear!"

by MagickDio February 24, 2010

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