Parental Fail

When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.

"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"

by Vanessa(: August 30, 2009

Youtube Fail

A fail so bad, it is of youtube quality

"He just faceplanted!"
"oh that's a youtube fail!"

by iyoutuber March 15, 2009

senses fail

One of the best bands I have ever heard im my life. Both of their CD's are good
the first and the second one. If you haven't heard of them yet you should definetly check them out.

Senses Fail is an EMO band.

by Enna B. January 9, 2005

NNN fail explanation

The reason your homie failed no nut November is because he wasn’t strong enough to survive. Although it was for a good reason as I told him about Riley Reid on porn hub and how to make a fake flesh light. you get a glass, put sponges around the inside then put some rubber gloves into it to fit ur dong size. You should try it! Use this to explain to someone as to why you failed no nut November.

Some dude: yo have u failed yet
The other guy: um yeah......
Some dude: dude wtf ur weak bruh
The other guy: read this NNN fail explanation, cunt

by Stop giving it the biggun November 12, 2019

Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.

a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"

by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009

Failc

Fat Arrogant Ignorant Little Cunt. Best used to describe that know-it-all that will proudly jump around saying "told you so," or "I wouldn't do it like that" etc.. They have no friends and will gladly make you look like a prick infront of the masses. Pronounced "FALC" with no "i" sound.

You really are a Failc. I never thought I would ever meet a Failc until now. Your Honour, this man is obviously a Failc! Two Failc's on the same day, I should put money on the lottery. You are the "Office Failc!"

by vette376 July 16, 2009

Fail Gun

(Noun) A hand motion where you shape your hand to what looks like a gun and "shoot" yourself because you realized you have or will do something thats worthy of a fail.

Crap, I left my wallet at my ex's house just before we broke up. -Shoots self with a fail gun-

Oh god, Im going to shoot myself with the failgun cuz I forgot it's mother's day.

by ikeeledmyselfsobad August 2, 2009