Total Failure 

Communism

Liberty Prime liberates countries of Total Failure

Total Failure by Colonel Autumn December 16, 2020

9/11 failure

A derogatory term for an annoying American that takes online first person shooters, such as halo 3 far too seriously and doesn't seem to take a moment to breath from all the trash-talking they've been doing. The term is usually quite effective in silencing them immediately or provokes hilarious displays of outrage.

American: "Let me drive the warthog"

Brit: "No"

American: "You stupid British faggot! Now Im dead I told you to let me to drive the warthog you asshole... wait why are you tea-bagging me you're on my side?"

Brit: "Because you're a 9/11 failure"

9/11 failure by BigBopper07 March 9, 2010

springlock failure 

when it happens your skull will make a loud crunch all the bones in your body will break,your eternal organs will be damaged causing eternal bleeding you can taste in your mouth, if it dosnt puncture your heart after its done itll take 25-40 seconds to die,witch will make it more painful.

somone help a springlock failure is occuring

springlock failure by THEFNAFMAN April 23, 2022

e-failure 

Someone who fails hard, and often on the internets. Often a failure in real life, also.

Spark is very much an e-failure as he often tries to create pitiful jokes and gets pwned by noobs on XBL and on IRC.

e-failure by Adieu12345 April 19, 2008

Twitter Failure 

1.) A term for someone who rarely ever Tweets on their Twitter account.
2.) Some who has had a Twitter for over a year & has yet to pass 500 tweets.

Sam: @randomname has been on Twitter for a while & has only Tweeted 25 times.

Jill: @randomname is a total Twitter Failure!

Twitter Failure by MissCin101 December 9, 2011

cathedral of failure 

A monumental failure of biblical proportions

Look at this. It's a cathedral of failure.

cathedral of failure by Cerros November 1, 2010

Sense of Humour Failure Face 

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.

Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)

Sense of Humour Failure Face by Maxctran May 26, 2016