(1.)Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2.)Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car. (3.) When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4.) an Idiot...Nub
for 1st def:
Person: Man I really need to fix my computer.
Expert: No problem I'll help.
Person: You freakin EXPERT! You just erased my hard drive.
2nd def:
*In line to ride the bumper cars*
Expert: Now son you need to get a little distance so you can pick up speed then you want to hit them in the side.....ect.
*also in line behind expert watching him talk to his son*
Person: Expert bumper cars! Dang leave the kid alone.
3rd def:
*trying to call a friend and your cell phone says the network is busy* after the third time....
Person: expert network busy..Dang!
or when friend answers you can call him expert network busy!
Person: Man I really need to fix my computer.
Expert: No problem I'll help.
Person: You freakin EXPERT! You just erased my hard drive.
2nd def:
*In line to ride the bumper cars*
Expert: Now son you need to get a little distance so you can pick up speed then you want to hit them in the side.....ect.
*also in line behind expert watching him talk to his son*
Person: Expert bumper cars! Dang leave the kid alone.
3rd def:
*trying to call a friend and your cell phone says the network is busy* after the third time....
Person: expert network busy..Dang!
or when friend answers you can call him expert network busy!
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In an online discussion of tractors on a newspaper website I posted that a problem with modern tractors was that a fault with the electronics could stop them dead and require a technician with a laptop to fix. An Internet Expert informed me that it was always possible for a modern tractor to "limp home" however bad the failure "in his experience".
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
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