Evan

Just so happens to be the sexiest man alive! he's the awesomest guy in the whole world, i mean, i if i was lucky enough to touch him, maybe his sexiness would rub off onto me... damn im soo jealous

name1- HI name2! wow, you look positively Evan! I LOVE YOU!

name2- I know, i know, but i have a girlfriend... nice try though

name1- *runs away and cries in a corner*

by undecided_so_far October 20, 2008

evander holyfield

the man who knocked out mike tyson

Evander holyfield got a TKO on iron mike!

by vanillqa midget August 20, 2006

Evan Longoria

The best Longoria!

Evan Longoria=.294 BA, 22 HR, 104 RBI

by Alessio #24 December 8, 2010

Evan Afton

The kid from fnaf

Michael:

Hey Brother Evan Afton

Evan: Stfu Asshead

by MrCockAnBalls March 1, 2021

Evan

Without a doubt the coolest person in the world. Incredibly sexy, awesome hair, smells great, super friendly, and awesome. He is the man you want to meet and you can find him on myspace. Evan loves everyone.

Girl 1: " So describe what he was like!"
Girl 2: " He was so Evan, it was amazing."

by evan973nj June 24, 2009

Evanescence

The best Alternative metal/Rock Band on earth.
The band is led by Amy Lee,
The band is releasing a new album sometime in 2010,
Amy states the album will be ''Better, more interesting'' than all the other Evanescence albums.

Evanescence: It's true, We're all a little insane, but its so clear, Now that im unchained... Fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time, Fear is only in our minds but its taking over all the time..
fan: *screams* OMG! This is so cool!!!

by evanescenceRules4ever January 19, 2010

evandalism

Defacing property, usually the walls and pillars of underpasses, with an evangelistic message, such as "Jesus Saves" or "WWJD", usually done in graffiti form using spray paint.

"That bridge has been completely evandalized."
"Evandalism is much more common in inner city areas."

by Christopher R. April 26, 2008