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Eli

Eli is a guy who is super cute, he has brown hair and is taller than average. He loves girls who have a mind of their own but are kinda shy at times. He is a great guy who will go out if his way to be nice. Is a total dare-devil and does a lot of dumb things but takes great pride in them. When it comes to important decisions though, he will make a good choice. He is into Dramatic arts and deserves someone like a "Jamie" who is always there to support him. He doesn't usually get mad but when he does it can be scary. He is strong and cool but can also look like a cute loser sometimes but it just makes you want him more.
person 1.I just met a guy who is so amazing
person 2.Omg he must be an Eli
by Lizzy Crazy February 26, 2018
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Elis

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 0.5 inches to 1 inch. He has no pubic hair. Even if he tried to fuck you his penis wouldn't be able to reach your but! The name of his penis is micropenis. Elis enjoys wanking his small penis in his free time. His erection only mesures 2 inches. He was born in 2002!
Wow Elis what a small penis you have!
Elis why do you have such a small penis and no pubic hair?
Why does the boxer always have the smallest penis?

Mae mîn Elis fyny twll tîn ei ffrind gorau!
by cool0711 September 14, 2016
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Eli

Has a VERY HUGE PENIS (12 inches) is a teenager and wants to fuck bunches. Has a nickname (Bobby big cock) likes to play sports very strong and skinny. Loves tight pussy. Latinos and whites especially. Typically a white boy. Loves COD and hates Eugines
Wow Eli has a very huge cock
Eli really loves prissy
Eli really knows how to fuck prissy long dick style
by Big bobby cock January 15, 2017
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Eli

A little gay boy who tries to be straight by getting cucked by lesbians
Eli is “dating” that one lesbian but not really because they are both gay
by Heather 1235555Grace April 29, 2019
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Eli

Eli is an awesome boyfriend and friend. He is usually gay and is very smart, funny, good at listening to other people's problems, he can be depressed time to time. He's also humble, kind, honest, outgoing and he know when people are lying to him. If you are friends with an Eli you're lucky. If you're dating an Eli never let him go. Eli loves his family a lot. Eli also has a ginormous penis. If you are an Eli I respect you a whole lot. So overall Eli is an amazing person.
I love Eli so much he is amazing
by jjjeeeaaa February 5, 2017
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Eli

The GAYEST friend a your lunch table, possibly drinks own sperm.. and others.
Eli is GAY
by Eli Ragbir is gay October 2, 2019
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Eli

Person A: "I got Eli in my class."
Person B: "That sucks, man."
by quasitoast December 7, 2018
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