by Heather 1235555Grace April 29, 2019
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 0.5 inches to 1 inch. He has no pubic hair. Even if he tried to fuck you his penis wouldn't be able to reach your but! The name of his penis is micropenis. Elis enjoys wanking his small penis in his free time. His erection only mesures 2 inches. He was born in 2002!
Wow Elis what a small penis you have!
Elis why do you have such a small penis and no pubic hair?
Why does the boxer always have the smallest penis?
Mae mîn Elis fyny twll tîn ei ffrind gorau!
Elis why do you have such a small penis and no pubic hair?
Why does the boxer always have the smallest penis?
Mae mîn Elis fyny twll tîn ei ffrind gorau!
by cool0711 September 14, 2016
Has a VERY HUGE PENIS (12 inches) is a teenager and wants to fuck bunches. Has a nickname (Bobby big cock) likes to play sports very strong and skinny. Loves tight pussy. Latinos and whites especially. Typically a white boy. Loves COD and hates Eugines
Wow Eli has a very huge cock
Eli really loves prissy
Eli really knows how to fuck prissy long dick style
Eli really loves prissy
Eli really knows how to fuck prissy long dick style
by Big bobby cock December 21, 2016
Eli is an awesome boyfriend and friend. He is usually gay and is very smart, funny, good at listening to other people's problems, he can be depressed time to time. He's also humble, kind, honest, outgoing and he know when people are lying to him. If you are friends with an Eli you're lucky. If you're dating an Eli never let him go. Eli loves his family a lot. Eli also has a ginormous penis. If you are an Eli I respect you a whole lot. So overall Eli is an amazing person.
by jjjeeeaaa February 05, 2017
the sexiest, funniest, most loving man on earth, amazing in bed, has a huge dick, but also just wants love. he's very romantic, in both the sexual and cute way. he loves cuddles and kisses, but when hes in the mood he can destroy your insides.
omg Eli is so perfect, hes hot, hes romantic, and has a huge dick. sometimes all i can think about is fucking him!
Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.
Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.
by lilfuckhead May 03, 2020
by quasitoast December 07, 2018