Eli

The weird kid in the back that low key creeps you out and shoots people with highlighters

Eli kind of creeps me out

by Assfucker101 October 30, 2019

Eli

A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.

“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”

“yeah what a pussy

by BigBrickMan November 6, 2019

Eli

cuntcuntcunt

"cunt cunt cunt"
"dont you mean.... Eli?"

by poopywater33 April 26, 2020

Eli

dude with huge cock, likes hentai (probably), likes big ass, and morning nuts. also a chad.

“dude did u see eli walking? his huge dick keeps falling out of his pants!”
“yeah i swear he’s hogging all the bitches everyday like cmon”

by tiddielover23 May 7, 2020

Eli

Weird but cutie. Likes rough boys. Has many sex fantasies . Shortie. Sometimes funny. Can have any guy.

Person 1: She’s an Eli
Person 2: I wanna have an Eli.
Person 1: Me too.

by Google Chrome May 30, 2020

Eli

Eli is a fucking bitch ass bitchy bitchface

Shut the hell up eli

by yo-yo im the cool kid October 21, 2020

Eli

a Eli is a complete and utter fuckboi he doesn't have
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever

girl-wow that kid is such a Eli

by cupcakeman666 September 5, 2016