so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids

A thing said when someone is struggling horribly to carry something

*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg September 28, 2017

Egyptian Gerbil

Where you roll a gerbil in sand and then shove the gerbil in your urethra.

Woah bro got that Egyptian gerbil

by Bill c0sby August 7, 2025

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017

Egyptian tickle

The act of getting absolutely fingerblasted in your cooter

I gave her the Egyptian tickle last night

by Lalalalauhuhu May 25, 2022

The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024