broken eggs

loss of innocence or virginity

Your dad is going to go crazy if he finds out your eggs are broken

My little brother was being a creep and tried to fix my broken eggs. I don't think it worked.

Don't let that loser break your eggs

If you try to break my eggs, I'm going to break you

by greuze November 29, 2009

Fry your mums eggs

An insult used as a come back when in a verbal fight.

Garry: Your a dick!
Ben: Im going to fry your mums eggs!

by Onedayyouwillusethisinsult March 20, 2010

snake and eggs

The male version of the "camel toe", usually seen on tight-jeaned rock stars of 70s.

"Check out the snake `n' eggs on Daltrey in this shot. Think that's all him or is he packin' a gym sock?"

by Cluin September 1, 2003

scotch eggs

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc

Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!

by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005

all of your eggs in one basket

The act of putting all your hopes into one one basket and when the 'basket' breaks, your 'eggs' will be broken.

Anime Expo put all their eggs into one basket with their online registration system.

by the Care Police September 4, 2005

fried eggs

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

coffee and eggs for two

A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.

Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.

It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.

I was late to the meeting because my report was stuck in coffee and eggs for two.

by Jen Minola July 31, 2005