escapee

As defined by NASA and escapee is a situation where a flash frozen turd escapes from the toilet in zero gravity.

Captian to mission control: An Escapee has been detected in lavatory 2. The new waste management system needs more testing.

by CaptinDoodie August 16, 2010

Escape The Fate

Escape the fate is an AMAZING emocore/metal band.

Current Members:
- Craig(afer) Mabbitt *front man*
-Max(well) Green *bassist/back up screams*
-Robert Ortiz *drummer*
-Bryan "Monte" Money *guitarist/back up vocals*

Former Members
-Ronnie Radke *full time ASSWIPE/ex-frontman*
-Omar Espinosa *guitar...i think*
- Carson Allen * ...the fuck is he?*

Bob: Dude, escape the fate owns. Craig is amazing.
Bill: Yeah, assholes need to stop giving him so much shit about ronnie cuz he is NOT coming back
Bob: Word dude!

by armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon January 23, 2010

Escapism

Song off the Pete Rock and CL Smooth 1994 Album, The Main Ingredient. The song features the perfect old school beat with Pete Rock providing the vocals. To appreciate the song to the fullest, smoke a blunt with it.

"The name is Pete Rock, I'll take you higher than the ism. I'm on an exodus, Escapism."

by Soul Brother #1 August 17, 2009

elaphantitis

To have an unusually large set of nuts

Jimmy couldn't walk properly and tripped on his nuts alot because he had elephantitis

by Nut Skraper May 25, 2003

escape

Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.

Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."

by Punkhead June 7, 2005

Escapism

The art of escapeing

Herminio is an escapism god

by GAYWISDOMDONKEY April 3, 2019

Rape and Escape

The act of grabbing or groping a girls boobs and then running like mad before a girl realizes what happened.

Guy 1: "Man, look at those boobs, they look touch-alicious"

Guy 2: "Do the Rape and Escape, dude, she looks strong"

by moklein October 4, 2011