The moment my face hit her asshole she shot a fart out like a cannon my hair flew back. I had just received the Devils Dyson.
by Philma Kraken February 1, 2025
Get the Devils Dyson mug.Verb: To eat pussy while a mother is in labor; until fetus head makes contact with eaters lips from sucking in a Dyson vacuum manner, pushing through the afterbirth. This can help induce labor or be a fetish to both participants.
by gv_86 February 2, 2026
Get the Dominican Dyson mug.We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
by Scribester March 10, 2018
Get the Matron-of-Dishonor mug.A band invented in 2021 at precisely 3:03 am. To prove that we can outsmart Jave Hapel Jave Karrison.
by Mong Regulators June 9, 2021
Get the mongs mugs and dishonesty mug.(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
Get the Certified by Dyson mug.(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
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