Dutch Familiar

When a female holds a man's penis and that man shakes her arm/forearm in a masturbatory manner.

i didn't feel like touching my own dick so i had my girl grab it and i jostled her arm Dutch Familiar style for my own enjoyment.

by habitual sassbox January 1, 2010

Dutch Roulette

1. An option offered by some drug dealers and, in Dutch Coffeeshops, where a customer buys a bag or rolled cigarette of a random strain of marijuana and in some cases hard drugs like cocaine, amphetamines or heroin.

2. A game where several rolled cigarette with random doses are given to players, which are then smoked by themselves only for the thrill of an unexpected effect.

1. Customer: "What can you recommend?"
Shopkeeper: "Well if you're looking for a fun afternoon I'd say you should get a Dutch Roulette!"

2. Thomas: "Hey have you spoken with Lauren lately?"
Simon: "No, I heard she's whoring her ass after getting addicted to cocain at that Dutch Roulette last month"

by Mark Rutte February 12, 2013

Dutch courage

Alcohol induced self-confidence

Getting home at 4am drunk and stinking of cheap perfume, slapping
your girlfriend on the arse and whispering "You’re next, Bitch."

by ud40 March 1, 2005

Dutch Master

A dutch master is primary used to roll gods greatest gift into a beautiful work of art.

Max bought a "Dutch Master" to roll the B-L-U-N-T

by RMP October 23, 2005

Vanilla Dutch

This is actully a real item, some people think it is a ghetto term for Palma Dutch, But in fact the palma dutch is a natural vanilla flavored cigar.

I need a vanilla dutch

by Dustin02 April 14, 2006

dutch longboat

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.

"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."

by peasman July 4, 2010

dutch wife

Large sack stuffed with canvas (sails). Sailors used these to wedge themselves in their bunks during rough weather so they wouldn't roll about.

In the time this term was coined dutch women presumably had a reputation for being unresponsive and apathetic in bed. (Things on this front have improved markedly however.)

When the weather turned rough I had to use my dutch wife or I would be thrown about my bunk

by Zonko October 15, 2007