dong powder

Used on your dong to prevent chafing and sweating. May cause rapid hair growth. Best applied with a roommates tongue.

Hey Nick my dong is so sweaty.
Pour some of that dong powder in my mouth and i will fix you up.
Thanks buddy!

by Donger Bonger October 17, 2011

dong knock

To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong.

Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?!
YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!

by Breydon November 14, 2006

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

Dong Daiquiri

when you order a drink at a fancy restaurant and the make you a daiquiri and stir it with their penis.<3

anthony went to hooters and ordered a dong daiquiri

by limonade April 19, 2009

dong hit

Getting your cocked sucked

Todd: RyMan this girl gave me a shity ass dong hit
RyMan: What did you expect she had horse teeth

by Keepurheadup January 13, 2009

Dong

Excrement that comes out of one's behind. Made Naturally from humans and animals. Doesn't smell pleasant. Also reffered as male genitle organ, penis. Similar to Shit.

Hey Joe, let's put some dong into a brown bag and light it on fire at Matt's house.

by [e-mail] January 14, 2009

King of Dong

A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.

Here's how it works...

You start banging a chick.

Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."

Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.

I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.

by Clifford Ball May 13, 2011