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Micro docking

Micro docking is when a normal guy with a normal size penis fucks the inverted dick hole of a fat guy with a micro penis.
I have the best orgasms when micro docking with my fat friend, Jamie, he has the tightest inverted dick hole ever!
by Dandydickhole February 9, 2018
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How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?
I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".
by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020
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Doing a Spitfire

To perform the sexual act upon yourself of self prostate massaging, live on webcam to someone who you don't know.
Liam had his life ruined by "Doing a Spitfire" by going on MSN to a load of guys he thought were girls and fingered his bot bot, which was then PrtSc and uploaded onto a dnb forum! "Ah f*ck, i've been Spitfired"
by MrJustice's PA June 4, 2009
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Docking

Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.
Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016
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Doing an MSN server

to 'do an msn server' is to not work when needed. It is to piss everyone off when it is inconvenient for them. It is also to respond slow and do maintenance or repair at the completely wrong time and without warning
Billy: Man... those road works are totally doing an MSN Server!!
Bobfred: Yeah I know... i needed to get to work down the main road which is only 2km, but i had to go the long way, 10km instead!
by Ashley Steel March 8, 2005
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Doing a Gary

-Unwilling to work overtime(unless given ample notice...)
Q: Gary can you work this weekend?
A: Well I will if I have to, and I want it to be recorded that I am available to work, but if other people want to work then I would like them to be considered before me.
Q: So is that a yes or a no?
A: It’s a yes in terms of volunteering, but if possible, it is a no. I just need more notice for these things.
Q: So your doing a Gary?
A: Well......
by Ed Shears February 25, 2008
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Doing sweet F.A.

"Fanny Adams" became slang for mutton or stew and then for anything worthless – from which comes the current use of "sweet Fanny Adams" (or just "sweet F.A.") to mean "nothing at all".
Stanley just stood in the broom closet doing sweet F.A.
by charchar0402 July 21, 2016
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