doad

Origin: Conjunction of (dick + toad) noun
1 a: Penile appendage, especially one that is fat, dirty or constantly moist in the manner of a toad.

2.Artificial penile appendage or replacement for 'Dildo', the unique sculptural and animated qualities or transmogrification of real penis lends itself to creature-like naming.

3.One who is 'Doad' like in manner or appearance. May infer stubborness of character. Calling one this lesser known term in public prevents blushing by some nearby women who have overheard and are carrying.

I should have a belt buckle that says "CAUTION -Extra Wide Doad". Or maybe that girl with the cowboy legs should have it on her purse.

Buncha' dirty doad lickers if you ask me.

Was that dude drunk or just a total doad?

by Dustin crops November 15, 2006

Doddy

Odd.

'Dear, she is doddy'

by Miss margaret January 16, 2009

doader

Someone who acts carelessly or foolishly, or makes mistakes because of incompetence; a fuckup.

He got drunk and wrecked his car and wracked up over a hundred thousand bucks in property damage? What a doader!

by Alex Garret August 28, 2005

Luke Dodd

Not all that cool, tends to get D's in geography tests... and then deny it. Often have an idol beginning with H. Falsely believe that theyr 'it', but much loved.

'it was a b, honest!'
'stop being such a luke dodd.'

by laaaaaaaaa March 22, 2009

dodang

noun: schlong, trouser snake, big dink

noun: moron, asshole, dickmunch

Damn, Nut's thick dodang really rips a girl's insides apart!

Dave, quit being a dodang!

by Jody November 10, 2004

dodds

From 'Mark Dodds' (1979-)schoolboy capable of spontaneous and passionate outbursts of very CAMP negativity. Has since become the hallmark of disapproval toward any subject and is heavily associated with the glottal enunciation of the 'Eunnghh' sound. CF: Chorus of Snow Patrol's 'Spitting Games'. Only slighlty less glamorous.

Every occasion that a gay stereotype might say "Ooh! Get you" or "Erm..." "Eunnghh". (I say gay, it's not their exclusive perogative, but they definitely have dibs on it.)

by Tits McGee April 1, 2005

doade

A short stumpy person with a personality that lacks in social skills. Very much like a tree stump. Often time doades have patchy red hair. You can generally hear them rambling on about nothing and often times spit pertrudes out of their mouth during such occasions.

"Dan possessed many doade-like qualities, such as the ability to make everyone hate him and the ever popular ability to look like a tree stump"

by bhirschy February 4, 2004