discount discont

Discounting discontinued goods

Grab a bargain with d discount discont.

by Hercolena Oliver September 07, 2009

Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.

How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."

by Freckle Newt February 18, 2025

discount tag

An alternative to tramp stamp, indicating the body with the tattoo affixed to the skin above the ass-crack does not require a great deal of investment.

The family planning aisle needs better discounts but check out the discount tag on that skank!

by John Elson December 21, 2018

Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.

“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”

by January 05, 2021

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme March 28, 2016

One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018

Five Finger Discount

An all black person metal band

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"

by PatrioticLynx March 02, 2019