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Dipshit

What you call your friends when they are assholes.
YOU DIPSHIT
by NebNeb June 26, 2018
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Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.
by j s August 15, 2022
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Dipshit

"I heard ya the first time dipshit" - mohawk mark
by vsolou August 20, 2025
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Dipshit

Often goes by the name “Jordan Weishoff”. Also referred to as “Jordy” or “Dumbass
Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.
by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024
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Dipshit

A person who is stupid and doesn't know when to shut up.
Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty

Don: No you dipshit lets go!
by |_OLIVA_| May 21, 2016
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Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously
Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
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Dipshit the Rat King

Me. It’s me stupid.
by Skenjermine March 13, 2022
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