Ding Taint 

Compound word that combines ding ding and taint. Used when injured in the mid-section prior to knowing the precise location of the injury. The word is usually used spontaneously in the moment of a mid-section injury.

I tried to straddle jump the pole in the parking lot...ouch I just hit my ding taint.

Ding Taint by Giants fan July 5, 2020

Ding in my door!

When someone fucks up your door

“Troy put a god damn ding in my door!”

Ding in my door! by #1TWDLukeFan November 12, 2022

ding a ling 

1) Penis. Originally emerged in American black popular music, first made known to a wider audience by Chuck Berry in the song "My Ding a Ling".

2) Pejorative term suggesting stupidity.

1) "Y'all must be playin' with your own ding a ling!" Chuck Berry

2) So he tried for four hours to charge his laptop, and then realized that he hadn't installed the battery.

ding a ling by balbulican July 16, 2004

ding-a-ling 

another name for the boys private area. this is another word for the penis.

the little boy was withering on the ground because, his ding-a-ling got hurt by the baseball.

ding-a-ling by feughehughau April 18, 2008

Ding dang doo 

As coined by the characters Max and Paddy in 'Phoenix Nights'. An exclamation of satisfaction or after a point well made.

'Did ye empty yer bags then?'
'Oh aye, she were right gaggin' forrit. Ding dang doo.'

Ding dang doo by TopDecco May 14, 2005

Ding-Dong Don't Ditch 

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.

Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.

Ding-Dong Don't Ditch by NH GROSS October 4, 2009

ding dong dick 

Similar to door bell trade but the unscheduled arrival of a previous craigslist respondent showing up at your door unannounced for a repeat performance of the gay sex

Tony was suprised to receive ding dong dick from the butter face guy he did last Tuesday!

ding dong dick by the Square Gang April 14, 2008