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That Dastardly Man

The leader of the Also-Ran Avengers, a self-contradicting group of fact-fighting imbeciles on the internet whose main purpose on earth is to wreck simple dictionary/medical definitions beyond compare. He is the epitome of lameness, arguing for days regarding such matters as the color of a hat in a JPG file, therefore easily attaining his master tard status in this pajama patrol of rampant idiocy.
That Dastardly Man believes the primary definition of the word "or" to be a conjunction indicating a synonymous expression...
by Bonesaw December 5, 2004
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deassdrant can

1. A parody of the word "deodrant can".
The action in which someone jumps upon another person's back causing feaces (shit) to spray or gush out of the victim's rectum.
2. A very badly smelling brand of deodrant.
1.That was definetly the best idea we ever had of me jumping off the bunkbed onto your back causing you to do a deassdrant can all over the carpet.
2.Man, you stink, what you been using, deassdrant can.
by raymond brown December 15, 2006
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vintage deadstock

No longer available in store, more than 20 years old means it is vintage, deadstock means no longer available, could be 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, Y2K
Hey Charli. Thanks for telling me the Sportsgirl dress I’m selling on DePop is vintage deadstock.
by tashiim September 29, 2020
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dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.
Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003
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dastard

Dutch band made by some Spunx, but it also means Das Tard

Das german for The
The Tards

The Retard
YO i listened to some dastard

Dastard !



Das tard that lives next to my street is gay
The Tard
by SolidSnake June 9, 2003
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Dearticulation

Apparent erosion of the English language. Habitual overuse of a comparative "like" to conveniently reduce a circumstance to a description or verbal illustration. Also preemptively excusing one for not having come up with a better matching expression. Customary decline in readiness to making a commitment to a statement.
Seems to have been invented by Paris Hilton, but now being used by like everyone - oh.
Dearticulation of finding an unexpectedly long line of people: "I was like walking down the street and saw like a hundred people standing a the gate, and I was like - oh my Gosh!
by floyd-humphrey December 20, 2010
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deafster

A person with head phones who puts the music on their ipod to an obnoxiously loud volume, so loud, that everyone around them can hear it.
Guy 1 - "The bus ride home was horrible!"
Guy 2- "Why??"
Guy 1 - "The deafster sitting next to me was a fan of heavy metal, and miley cyrus."
Guy 2 - "That sucks!!"
by Peesedoff November 5, 2010
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