by Discussion group groupie April 13, 2012
Get the Dago dazzler mug.Dick-dazzeled is is what happens when one passes out and their girlfriend pastes plastic jewels to either one or all of the following male sex organs:
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.
The friction created from the plastic jewels, I was dick-dazzeled with, caused my bitch to bleed all over the back of my el-camino.
I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.
I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.
by A-Town Chump November 15, 2013
Get the Dick-dazzeled mug.When a dude Colemans a chick with his johnson in her coochie, pulls out, covers his jizz-covered unit with glitter and cake sprinkles, flips her over, does one anal stroke balls deep then the chick deep throats like a bedazzled chocolate fudgesicle
Man, Tammy told me to Shazzle Dazzle, but I was fresh out of glitter and cake sprinkle. I had to make do with coffee grounds and her metallic eye shadow
by JOHN Kocktosen June 14, 2018
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Get the The Old Razzle Dazzle mug.The nickname of one whose name begins with 'D'. Often spends alot of time in the bookies and drinks too much.Likes his women fat but doesn't like his friends knowing that he's not really a playa
by Handy Man April 7, 2005
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Get the dazzed mug.Dazzo
1. bench fixer/wearer of peculiar socks.
2. to enjoy top hats, and to successfully throw something into something
3. to be vague
1. bench fixer/wearer of peculiar socks.
2. to enjoy top hats, and to successfully throw something into something
3. to be vague
1. person: Whoa that bench be trippin'! other person: we need to call Dazzo dawg
2. "hey i just Dazzo'd that paper into the trash yo"
3. person: "Hey i just saw her over there, doing that, some time ago" other person: "Why you gotta be so Dazzo man?"
2. "hey i just Dazzo'd that paper into the trash yo"
3. person: "Hey i just saw her over there, doing that, some time ago" other person: "Why you gotta be so Dazzo man?"
by Ms Ducky October 14, 2009
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