Hqving a stroke,and dying from, to which the mortician makes the body look like a danish muffin.
Is occasionally eaten.
Is occasionally eaten.
by Chromosome24 January 23, 2011
Probably the most fantastic thing on the face of the earth. It is so fantastic that you can't even explain what it is to a person that isn't awesome enough to know what it is.
That's a danish coupon
by Danish Coupon February 28, 2009
When a man has a woman give him a blowjob and he ejaculates onto a womans face, and then punches her so she bleeds. The cum and blood combine to look like a goey strawberry substance like a cherry danish.
So how did your sister like that Danish Cherry?
by Kpkillar January 06, 2009
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by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011
A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.
by Octoboss January 06, 2011
Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.
Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!
by Tour Manager December 11, 2008