Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

middle cushion

on a couch with three seats, the middle cushion is where a guy gets a hummer.

eric got a bj from her, he was sitting on the middle cushion

by dipdippidpid March 30, 2017

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

double-cushioned

To be wedged between two onepers, especially on public transport.

OMG, Lucy! I am sooooo going to sue the airline for leaving me double-cushioned on my flight over!

by summerbree October 18, 2022

CUSHION LEAN

The almost imperceptible tilting of the upper body caused by lifting a butt cheek off the cushioned seat of a restaurant booth in order to discreetly pass gas.

Todd: Eww, damn bro! Did you just fart?!
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.

by OneStarGator August 20, 2017

cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.

bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..

by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009

Alabama Whoopee Cushion

An Alabama Whoopee Cushion is an act between two siblings where the male ejaculates inside the female’s mouth, then tickles her until the cum sprays everywhere out of her mouth.

“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”

by SoakedPants September 4, 2024