pillow cushion

dragged female, from a mean while prostitution to marriage

I am a bran card personnel in this hospital, Tina is not, now this pillow cushion of Tina that I am, feels uselessly proud, and removes more than three times, in the day, my bran card, while she was a hospital cook only, come we teach this mad happy.

by man!? July 20, 2017

Yummy Whoopie Cushion

The act of eating a Red Velvet confectionery out of a female anus.

Hey Johnny, I just bought this red velvet cupcake so I can give Jenny a Yummy Whoopie Cushion

by Knivesace February 25, 2025

Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.

“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”

by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017

Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

hairy cushion

The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.

I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.

by Isyaboyshrimpdick August 6, 2021

Cushion

A person who texts, flirts or even dates a person in a relationship. The cushion provides backup options for commitment-wary individuals, in case their relationship ends. Cushions also offer affirmation, an ego stroke and attention without reciprocal commitment. The cushion may have intimate conversations with their counterparts that's missing from their current relationship, thus enabling emotional cheating.

Cushions may have poor boundaries or low self-esteem, as they sacrifice their own needs for a potential relationship that will never materialize. They may feel special, only to realize that they are just one if many cushions in the situation.

See also: Cushioning

Jason is such a coward -- he won't commit to Maria and he's using his ex as a cushion for the eventual breakup.

by Bitanonymous September 22, 2020

middle cushion

on a couch with three seats, the middle cushion is where a guy gets a hummer.

eric got a bj from her, he was sitting on the middle cushion

by dipdippidpid March 30, 2017